The Aussie & the terrorist

A platoon of soldiers were patrolling north of Fallujah when they came
>  upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.
> 
> On the opposite side of the road was an Australian soldier in a similar
>  but less serious state.
> 
> 
> The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both
>  men, the Platoon Leader asked the injured Australian what had happened.
> 
> 
> The soldier reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the
>  highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.' We saw
>  each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled
>  to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got
>  what he deserved.
> 
> 
> He yelled back that Kevin Rudd is a bureaucratic, good-for-nothing,
>  left wing labour dickhead who knows bugger all about running the
>  country.'
> 
> 
> 'So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid,
>  mean-spirited lesbian!'
> 
> He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Julia Gillard !'
> 
> 'And, there we were, in the middle of the road, laughing, shaking
>  hands, When a bloody truck hit us.'
>
For those who do not know Rudd is our Prime Minister & Gillard is his deputy Prime Minister